I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There's always time for handjobs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
