i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish you could order shots online.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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