Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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