i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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