Sry I called you an 8
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
