weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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