so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
