ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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