So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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