pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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