question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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