I like my sex mixed with concussions.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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