before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
