He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
