You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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