Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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