She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
