He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just cropdusted the office
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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