Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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