At least make sure they are 18
Why
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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