It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
