I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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