This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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