White coat. Heels.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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