that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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