The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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