from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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