This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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