if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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