You really coming over, don't trick.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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