oh god the rape fog is back!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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