My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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