Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
