I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
