this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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