In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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