If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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