I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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