If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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