Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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