i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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