Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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