Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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