Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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