: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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