Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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