I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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