The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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