Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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