i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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