this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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