i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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